Kender I den VIRKELIGE Chuck Norris?

Nej, vel? Jeg selv mindes ikke at have set en eneste film med Chuck Norris, men det skal der rådes bod på! Nu, hvor jeg har lært denne amerikanske skuespiller at kende - (hmm, skuespiller?) - via et tip fra en mig nærtstående. Facts om Chuck Norris findes på http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
De er ikke alle lige spændende, men der er perler at finde for den, der søger. Et lille udpluk følger her:
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops

When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris is ready to wake up, he tells the sun to get the above the horizon.